Those seem to be the words most commonly used to describe yours truly. Does that anger the entity that is The Cynic? Hardly. The fact of the matter is, just about all of that is true. Technically I'm not a bitch; while I am just about as hairy, I am in fact a human female, not a dog. That leads me to the first of many "Idiot facts" likely to be posted here. . .
Idiot fact #001: Webster's dictionary defines the word bitch as "the female of the dog or some other carnivorous mammals."
*glances at the quotation" That's awkwardly worded...but you get the idea. But I digress!
Why, you might ask, is this cynical recluse creating a blog? Is it to whine about how people suck, the world sucks, and her life sucks? The short answer would be no. My opinion of how much the afore-mentioned topics suck varies from day to day depending on how much sleep I've gotten. No, what I seek to do is merely to state opinions and observations. Should a general theme of "everything sucks" become evident, then I shall gladly retract any false statements I made here, and then create a new orifice in the back of my head with an unregistered handgun, because lets face it, if everything really inherently sucked, would life be worth living?
While comments are welcome and encouraged, I must warn those who use "l33t" and "net speak" that should you choose to sully my little home on the web with that trash, you are likely to be met with biting sarcasm and insults of the highest calibre. I cannot emphasise enough how much I HATE net-speak....but let us leave that for another day, shall we?
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